What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why are many women so drawn or attracted to men that have been or are currently in prison and men that are involved in street life/illegal activities?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

{RING} {RING}

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Can you tell me something about yourself?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

After a few moments he returns.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Sure no problem officer.